Pottermaniacs Theme Song

Animaniacs Theme - Harry Potter Version v2.0
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Abbreviations:
HRH: Harry, Ron and Hermione
F&G: Fred and George
Gin: Ginny
FGG: Fred, George and Ginny

HRH: It's time for Pottermaniacs,
     And we're crazy to the max.
     So just sit back and relax,
     You'll laugh 'till you collapse.
     We're Pottermaniacs.

F&G: Come join the Weasley brothers,
Gin: And the Weasley sister Gin.
FGG: Just for fun we terrorize all of Slytherin.
     They make us polish trophies when someone dobs us in,
     Just take our word, it's not absurd: don't mess with Weasley kin.

HRH: We're Pottermaniacs.
     Ginny's cute and Harry yaks.
     Ronald packs away the snacks
     While Hermione raids the stacks.
     We're Pottermaniacs.

     Meet Voldie and Wormtail who want to rule the universe.
     The firsties stick together, Draco zaps 'em with a curse.
     Argus chases Peevesie, while Rita writes a verse.
     The writer fipped, we have no script, why bother to reherse?

All: We're Pottermaniacs.
     We have light and dark contacts.
     We're crazy to the max,
     There's canaries in our snacks,
     We're Pottermani, toally insaney,
     
Lucius: I'm in great painy! *

HRH: Pottermaniacs!

     Those are the facts.

* Feel free to come up with your own alternatives for this line.

Alternative lines:

Harry: Snape's detainee.
HRH: Voldie and the painy.
F&G: Filch's baney.
Ron: Lockhart's got no brainy.
F&G: Quidditch in the rainy.
Sirius: Hiding out in Spainy.